How strange it is to be anything at all

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dailyseinfeld:

Agent: I’m sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.
Jerry: I don’t understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?
Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That’s why you have the reservation.
Agent: I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don’t think you do. If you did, I’d have a car. See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to *hold* the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.

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fly-onmylove:

Shinka!

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laughingsquid:

Adorable Snoring Dormouse

prosas:

Seinfeld - George’s answering machine. <3

tko727:

b-u-t-t-e-r-f-l-y-kisses:

OMFG AHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHA

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHEHEEHEHEEEE

 ^LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -Dead-

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